directiontheinfection:

When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:

want a flower? (✿◕‿◕)    (◕‿◕ )

too bad (u‿u✿)   (◕__◕ )

“you’re so hot,” i whispered

as i took my plate of food out of the microwave

(Source: formido)

omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

imnotamewlingquim:

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

　

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

^yup.

sparklelikebowie:

god when i get my license the first place im driving is off a bridge

(Source: rightchilde)

davidstrider:

youve found my weakness

girly internet dress up games

(Source: nerdbuscus)

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

the heat of my computer evens out the coldness of my heart 

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

flanoirbunny:

pocketcucco:

article on my news feed titled “Is Ghirahim offensive?”

oh boy, more straight people who find a flamboyant character from a game where nobody’s sexuality is ever defined EVER offensive to gays